[Yeah, but the 5-year-old is precisely the last one who will get the full answer. Really, baby, you're too young to know some things, heck, he wouldn't have brought you to your father's burial had he been there.]

Nope! This is precisely so nothing bad happens, don't worry, we will just have to be careful with my name in the open for a few days.

[Maybe more than a few days, maybe less. At least he's not lying about nothing bad happening... Not completely at least.]